Scorpio horoscope today
Oct 23 – Nov 21
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The Scorpio file
♏️ Oct 23 – Nov 21
Element: Water
Ruled by Pluto
Scorpio treats a simple "hey" like an interrogation and a "k" like a crime scene. Mysterious on purpose. Knows everything about everyone and hasn't posted since 2021. Loyal, intense, and has definitely checked your Spotify.
You might be a Scorpio if
- You've read a text, felt everything, and replied "lol."
- You can tell when someone's lying and let them keep going for fun.
- You have one secret you'll take to your grave and another you'll bring up at 2 AM.
Usually vibes with Cancer. Cannot be trusted in a group project with Leo, but it would be a great story.