Capricorn horoscope today
Dec 22 – Jan 19
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The Capricorn file
♑️ Dec 22 – Jan 19
Element: Earth
Ruled by Saturn
Capricorn is 27 going on 54. Has a five-year plan, a ten-year plan, and a retirement plan for their houseplant. Says "I'm not stressed" while sending emails at 11:47 PM. Funny in a very quiet, very dry way you'll only notice three days later.
You might be a Capricorn if
- You have "rest" scheduled as a calendar event.
- You've replied to a group text with an agenda.
- You call your hobby a "side project" so it feels productive.
Usually vibes with Virgo. Cannot be trusted in a group project with Aries, but it would be a great story.